I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

thewinterwidow:

princess-sparklemullet:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

Oh my god it has those banner photoshop graphics we all spent at least a week thinking were really cool and a sign of a quality fic

Reblogging again because her ff.net profile still exists, though it doesn’t have anything on it.

YAS. I HAVE BEEN AWAITING THIS DAY

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jhonenv:

First sighting of the new Fillerbunny collection. Only at Comicon for now. In stores next week.

Filler bunny (2 i think.. i feel like i got 1 after 2) was the first jv comic i got after learning about him when i was obsessed with zim. It strate up changed my life ok. Im excited.

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gorlt:

and, if you can’t afford my recipes try Rachel Ray’s cheap ass

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galactic-vagina:

∞take a ride up on my galactic vag∞

Gross adult Bart, the bae

froge-arts:

Well, finally got around to drawing my hot dad gangster chua…

(DOUBLE TAKES) woa h that thing is… w a o w… Im aight with it……

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slashjunky:

MY OWNER’S BOYFRIEND

Look at baby..

noahlyon:

I was there dude… and it sucked. #bootlegbart

noahlyon:

I was there dude… and it sucked. #bootlegbart

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spazzbot:

bear-onica:

hot-toys-collectors:

Back to the Future : Marty McFly

“This is heavy doc.” Back to the Future is a pop culture icon and one of the best time-travel films of all time! It remains to be a highly popular movie even decades after the film is first released! Next year marks the 30th anniversary of this classic film and today Hot Toys is very excited to present the 1/6th scale Collectible Figure of the film’s main character – Marty McFly!

The movie-accurate Marty McFly Collectible Figure is specially crafted based on the image of Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in the movie, featuring the newly developed head sculpt, highly detailed costume and a number of accessories.

Back to the Future fanatics should not miss the opportunity to pre-order this wonderful collectible figure!

Pre-ordering at Ani-Com will include a 1/6th scale guitar as bonus accessory.

Hong Kong customers please stay tuned on Hot Toys-Secret Base Facebook Page for pre-order arrangement details.

holy SHIT

Uncontrollable boners

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penanggalan:

rendigo:

amischiefofmice:

cafekitty:

i looked up pickles the catosaurus and look at this fucking cat holy shit

10 whispers

a baker’s dozen whispers

I wonder if this cat wonders why he is always being presented to people.

Tig ol’ kittys

(Source: Daily Mail)

nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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fetisher1:

OLD SCHOOL MAGAZINE COVER #5

fetisher1:

OLD SCHOOL MAGAZINE COVER #5

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karloaf:

crowmunist:

cheesyfactory:

Here is is! I wanted to put everyone worried about the white washing at ease. As you can see, no tampering and no white washing! It so colorful and beautiful!

I hope all of you who buy it will send me a picture of you wearing them. :D

and here we have assurance from the creator of the gorgeous design you see on that shirt that the art was transferred faithfully in the printing process. now maybe everyone can stop squabbling over perceived offense found in filtered instagram shots and actually enjoy this wonderful art.

Look
What’d I say

NOICE

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